theyellowbrickroad:

please help canadumb before its too late

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via gloomyteens // originally homoseksual

homoseksual:

I just got my own order wrong at Wendy’s so I pulled out of line and went back around and ordered something else in a deeper voice lmao

reblogged 1 week ago on 23 August 2014 WITH 91,951 notes »reblog
via laughbitches // originally applescruffs
reblogged 1 week ago on 23 August 2014 WITH 59,878 notes »reblog
via shjtty // originally memewhore
reblogged 1 week ago on 22 August 2014 WITH 531,862 notes »reblog
via pagingme // originally krisjenwhore

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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reblogged 1 week ago on 22 August 2014 WITH 101,437 notes »reblog
via randomalina // originally jncos
  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
reblogged 1 week ago on 22 August 2014 WITH 39,158 notes »reblog
via geniusatblog // originally missyperegrym

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

andrewbelami:

Snatched. From. The. Root.

moribundslut:

lizdexia:

“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.

 #”GO HOME KANYE”

reblogged 1 week ago on 22 August 2014 WITH 148,669 notes »reblog
via memewhore // originally baelor

memewhore:

These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.