March 2012
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if i ever get to the point where i have more followers than posts
someone please kill me
because anything that happens to me after that will just be a disappointment compared to that state of utter euphoria
hey guys i just need one more follower to reach my month goal of 2 followers
please spread this i dont even think my mom counts
ok i lied i made the account for her
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Riding in a car with your friends
Riding in a car with your parents
simon got them moves like whoa-oh-oh
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
that awkward moment when someone likes your photo...
juliannacroker:
what are you doing back there?
February 2012
1 tag
Watch
readthatpicture:
You will not expect what happens in this video.
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
i laughed even though she’s probably dead
so this bitch is drowning in her own cake, probably dead from a concussion, and her little brother’s in the corner eating the cake with his hands like there just ain’t no fucks to be given
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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