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Hello. Welcome to your comic relief from all the hipster-wannabes.
On this blog you will have to put up with....... *-shit that makes me laugh
*-my predictable obsession (there had to be ONE) of ALL AND EVERYTHING STARKID (of course including my husband, DC)
*-the occasional comment on controversial things I think are important. (equal rights and such)
i dont always follow back but i ALWAYS check your blog out if you follow me. it may be important to note that i spend more time on the tiny captions than the actual quality of the posts, so...sucks to suck. i'm 16, my grandma is the coolest person i know (which probably says a lot about my social life...), i actively strive to achieve nothing, and um...i dont know why youre still reading this. nothing i've said thus far was actually interesting. you're clearly just procrastinating from something. homework. is it homework? get back to work lazy ass. AND YOU BETTER NOT BE READING THIS ON YOUR PHONE IN THE BATHROOM THAT IS GODDAMN DISGUSTING AND MY BLOG IS TOO DISTINGUISHED FOR THAT SHIT. i will not have it. I WILL NOT HAVE IT.
i was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms. at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. for every follower red cross will donate my poverty-stricken Tanzanian family the money we need to operate.
have a heart. click that button.

mkay i done you can seriously stop reading now.